margieargie:

Booty shorts that say “HATE.  LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HAVE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.  THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS  THAT FILL MY COMPLEX.  IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM  OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES  IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS  AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.  FOR YOU.  HATE.  HATE.” on the ass