vrson:

gayboyfriend:

homosexfag-moved:

I cant stop reciting this and then laughing so hard I cry

transcript:

I firmly believe all the best stories happen at WalMart self checkout, I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying Froot Loops, and there was a tall, tall country dad there and his little 5 year old daughter.

And when buying my Froot Loops, I dropped them. And I said “fuck. my loops.” And I remember, like, in the back hearing, [gruffer, southern accented voice] “Yeah! Dont be afraid to speak!”

[normal voice] And I was like, “What?”

And he was like, [accented voice] “Youre angry, about your cereal. Say it. Say Fuck with your chest!”

[normal voice] And I was like, “…Fuck!” and his little daughter was like [less gruff accented voice] “Yeah my daddy lets me say Bitch!”