Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
And now since I officially have permission to use this photo
GET FUCKED
The snarky “r/thathappened” comments really have devolved from being used to mock “and then the whole bus clapped”-type stories to being used to mock stories that literally only require you to believe some lady has the ability to tape some notecards together huh?
