How to Know If You Are Playing a David Cage Game:
- Playable female character has short hair (either from the start or her hair is cut at some point)
- Police/Law Enforcement playable character with a partner, enemies to friends
- Someone is voicing or playing a race they are most certainly not
- A female character (usually the playable one) gets held down in a Moment of Danger or otherwise brutalized
- Plot holes galore
- Most, if not all, of the fat/heavyset men are evil
- Some sort of weird, sexy dancing scene
- Trauma of losing a child or close family member induced alcoholism in an important character
- Indie cartoons from the real world play on in-game TVs
- “This is not how mental health works”
- Supernatural elements (mostly removed)
- Asshole cop character, may or may not be the partner

























