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How to Know If You Are Playing a David Cage Game:

  • Playable female character has short hair (either from the start or her hair is cut at some point)
  • Police/Law Enforcement playable character with a partner, enemies to friends
  • Someone is voicing or playing a race they are most certainly not
  • A female character (usually the playable one) gets held down in a Moment of Danger or otherwise brutalized
  • Plot holes galore
  • Most, if not all, of the fat/heavyset men are evil
  • Some sort of weird, sexy dancing scene
  • Trauma of losing a child or close family member induced alcoholism in an important character
  • Indie cartoons from the real world play on in-game TVs
  • “This is not how mental health works”
  • Supernatural elements (mostly removed)
  • Asshole cop character, may or may not be the partner
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