Obfuscating my way through the museum to steal the sarcophagus but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the police

fren-to-cows-not-feds:

totallynottoby:

legboats:

totallynottoby:

In light of recent events, here’s a friendly reminder

Hey I hate to be that guy or whatever but I don’t really think this is an appropriate image to meme-ify. Given that the original is a depiction of the violent racism faced by Japanese immigrants in 1920’s america, and that it contains racial slurs (some of which are still visible on the signs in the window btw) it seems in incredibly poor taste to me.

sanctusapparatus:

fish927836991748483729:

i think “take a hike” is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass

gale-gentlepenguin:

varijacija:

The problem I have with “unalive” is that its so fucking swagless at least in cartoons when they were told to tone it down for the kiddos and couldnt use kill and hell they used destroy and shadow realm or whatever but unalive???? 0 effort 0 cool its an embarrassment

I’m impartial to sending them to the home for infinite losers myself

karvetu:

My favourite part of every song is when every single track stops for a second and the lady says “low battery”

sleepytwinklez:

beardedmrbean:

madejsbian:

madejsbian:

loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

ten year old me after seeing the grainiest picture imaginable of a figure in a cemetery:

pussy so neglected I have the ACPS on speed dial