Obfuscating my way through the museum to steal the sarcophagus but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the police

daisucce:

that one card that takes a bit too long to load :

gatchagay:

i did a thing based off a funny meme

pandamimi:

Wrong demon to ask 😂

spookybearghost:

beesmygod:

there’s something very funny developing on reddit today

narratorstragedy:

i think i’m going to become an unreliable narrator. if you see me obscuring the full truth or saying things that directly contradict each other, don’t worry about it.

bisexual-bifurcations:

freeshavacado:

Okay but true

jopsmoke:

these cluster names are so rude for some reason they might as well have been Weird Wacko and Freakazoid

saintjustitude:

aeforvirra:

Aw he’s just looking for love

This Anaconda reboot looks great.

groupieculture:

men will lift weights that they cant lift just so that they could pant and moan in the gym with their men friends . i know what youre doing.

depsidase: